But the article looked different online.
>> This can have many reasons. Other monitor colors, changes to the models in mass production for quality but also copyright or security reasons. We really try to represent every item that appears on our site authentically. But sometimes we stumble over product images that have been changed by the manufacturer and that no longer correspond to the final article. If that's the case, just let us know and we'll take a look.
The woman, the moon, the house weren't even included in the package.
>> Our dramatized shots and advertising posters like to show the arsenal of the beasts in vividly imaginable scenes. Of course, these also show things that are definitely not in the package, such as scantily clad models, torched cities, haunted houses. However, we make sure that all items are photographed "as they are" in the product descriptions. So that the drama shots are fun. In combination with the product images and texts, however, it becomes clear what is sold and what is not. CONTACT
What's the quickest way to reach you?
Medial. You probably don't have this ability, so send us an email. The phone is just a nail in the coffin. It's often busy here and as much as we like chatting with customers, it takes a lot of time. Mails, on the other hand, reach us immediately and we have everything in front of us in black and white. Therefore the request again: Mail us, we usually respond before the next witching hour... Can I also pick up the items? >>
No. We are an online only company. Even if you had the crypt right next to us, we would have to ask you to order online. The reasons are manifold. Insurance, logistics, accounting, fear of people, laziness... I'm looking for a specific shocker. >>
All of life is a quest. As much as we'd love to help you, what's not in our program, we don't have. We buy hundreds and thousands of items. This is the only way we can generate bearable purchase prices. Of course, if you want hundreds or thousands of pieces of a product, mail us anytime. Something is wrong on the pages.
>> Women fleeing demons, werewolves, zombie mermaids, talking skeletons. Hardly anything is going on properly on these pages. But if you think there is a big mistake that should be diluted, please write to us and we will check it. TECHNICAL
Do you also have spare parts?
Of course we comply with the legal guarantees and make sure that your purchases are fit. However, with the current quantity of articles and the manufacturing country China, it is unfortunately not possible to reorder later. We would really like to, but tried 1000 times and nothing happened 1000 times. And the 1001st time it didn't make ZOOM either. Unfortunately. Are things weatherproof?
>> Hardly any article tolerates moisture. On dry nights you may survive a good bit, but in general all products are indoor items that should be taken care of accordingly. If something is suitable for outside, it is in the text. But it's usually the passers-by who steal it, so think carefully about what you're accusing the public of stealing. Are things fireproof?
>> But not like that. That stuff burns better than firewood. There are, so to speak, no flame-retardant items on the market. All plastic, polyester etc... Flame retardant sprays can be used, but the stuff is only really convincing for those who sell it expensively when looking at the cash register. Exception: our flame-retardant cobwebs with a certificate. I don't understand the structure of the product.
>> Assembly items always come with instructions. If that's not enough, please go online and watch videos of self-loving performers on the most well-known video platform. Whether unboxing, assembly or how long it survives in the blender... you can find almost everything here. If all hangman's ropes snap, that's right. email us Your site is not working properly for me.
Our website is designed for almost every browser and almost every resolution (although the whole thing looks really bad in 280 x 360 monochrome). Whether smartphone or PC bolide, the horror should actually slip smoothly into your box. Email us where the saber is sharpening and we'll be happy to check what's going on. Since we have not outsourced the IT to Kurdistan, we can react well. LEGAL
Can I take pictures or texts from you?
>> Please keep your distance from this and from annoying zombies. We invest an enormous amount of time in high-quality illustrations and texts. Therefore, the note that everything on our site is subject to copyright and may not be mopped either in part or in part. Sounds funny, but it is less funny when you get mail from the lawyer. That too is with us, how appropriate a real bloodsucker. So let's stay friends. I have a press request.
Please use the contact form to get in touch. Mails are then forwarded to the contact person and we answer before the clock strikes midnight a second time. The clearer the request and its origin is, the clearer we can call yes, no, hurrah, maybe or incorrectly connected.
Who are you?
>> Crazy like you. Creatures who enjoy scary things, don't take life and death dead seriously and would rather laugh too much than too little. And of course business people who have turned their hobby into a profession and certainly see a sense of purpose in scaring you and your victims. Who runs your shops? >>
We ourselves. Like grandma with her apple pie, the murderer with his corpses. Our team consists of designers, journalists and other passionate souls who invest a lot of joy and time in making this small plot of the now rather dull web a little more alive. With edges and corners because people have them too and they always will. Digit-al yes, eel-smooth no. What are your favorite items? >>
Everything that we carry in our shops has been checked by us and has inspired us. We are not sponsored and get bonuses if we sell you any cheese. And products that aren't any good are removed from the range faster than the Grim Reaper mows the lawn. But we particularly value our large figures and items that we have produced in-house. How do you celebrate Halloween? >>
In a small but witty circle. Since the season starts for us in January, we already have a head start of 270 days if you decorate the house. During the day we still do customer service, in the evening we drink something and, as the big pumpkin was merciful, a toast to a successful season. Where can I see you? >>
Since we are not reincarnated as zoo animals, nowhere. We prefer to act backstage. When there was Rampensau soup, our soup plates probably had a hole in them. Therefore, as much as we value you, as much as we entrust to you. You will not see selfies from us. From time to time, however, one of us is a model on the advertising graphics for the articles. So much can be revealed... What else do you do besides horror?
In addition to this shop, we also operate Europe's largest Christmas Vacation fan shop under the Cultica(R) brand. In addition, we have a lot of other things that are available on the market. Shirts, prints, bags, caps, posters and much more. We are easy to get but hard to escape from... Is Bony still single?
>> Again and again. Like every 50 to 100 years. However, he is currently making advances to an elderly lady with her own lock and lots of ashes in her collection bag. So the competition will be difficult. Alternatively, an image of the bony gigolo may suffice. The replicas in the shop are shockingly real to the original. And brought up much better.
I like what you do, can I rate you somewhere?
>> Thank you. U.S. as well. What you like to do, you do well. And nothing pleases our raven-black souls more than a friendly review. It brings something, especially on third-party platforms. Others will surely thank you if you make recommendations. And of course we do too. 9 out of 10 customers buy the goods overpriced on a platform, nobody benefits from it except the omnivorous big company. So, throw a good tweet, let it rip and flash the lightning, feed the Facebock and weigh in some good Instagrams for us. We already love you for it! What was the funniest thing you've ever experienced in terms of horror?
We've got tons of stuff to start with, but what was really weird was the day the mail delivered us a big box, it slammed open in the middle of the street and a hundred severed feet spilled out onto the sidewalk. The view of passers-by...priceless.
And then there was the matter of...oh, that's going too far now. Let's see, today everyone writes a book that has nothing to say, maybe we'll give our ghostwriter one in order. I rated you but don't see the rating?
We only activate reviews after checking. It's unbelievable how much spam and nonsense usually accumulates under an article. On average, it takes about 12 hours before the rating appears. Thanks for the time invested. In order to maintain clarity, we are currently limiting the number of ratings per article to 5. The whole thing shouldn't become a scrolling orgy and should remain clear.
I still have a question...
>> Maybe we also have an answer, find out by sending us an email. Preferably via the contact form, because if we send the email address here, the rich uncle of the 13th degree will email us again and wants to force his inheritance on us, sell a revolutionary hair restorer, etc...
We hope all of that above was a little clear, otherwise ask the crystal ball or us via mail...cu...and gruselavista baby!